Huh. Apparently, a film adaptation of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged actually got made:
When I first heard about this project, it was a big-budget production rumored to star Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. That clearly tanked, so the filmmakers settled for casting a bunch of D-grade actors best known for their work on shows like Star Trek and One Tree Hill instead. I'm pretty sure I would find both versions unwatchable, but this one looks so atrocious I'm surprised it wasn't a direct-to-DVD release.