Wait. So there's really going to be a new Three Musketeers movie, this time starring Milla Jovovich as Lady de Winter and that dude who played Percy Jackson as D'Artagnan? Wow... that was one of those announcements I had (mis)filed under the mental heading "Things I assumed were April Fools' Day Jokes".

Labels: Alexandre Dumas, Classic books, Movie Adaptations, Such wrongness