Uh, okay: apparently, actor Channing Tatum is hoping to co-produce and star in a re-imagining of the Peter Pan story. In Tatum's version, Pan and Captain Hook would be brothers, and the movie will focus on their origins.

...or something. I really don't care. I've never been a big Peter Pan fan (although I liked the 2003 film adaptation), and my only interest in this movie is how they're going to justify having Tatum, who's 30 years old, more than six feet tall, and not exactly renowned for his acting skills, play one of the world's most famous pre-teen characters.