While idly strolling through the Target book section the other day, I ran across this:


Can you believe it? It's a tie-in novel for the soap opera As the World Turns! It's like one of those crappy books that they churn out for eight-year-old girls looking for more exciting Olsen twin adventures or whatever, but for ADULTS. And it's in HARDCOVER, which means that people have to pay GOOD MONEY (and lots of it) to buy one!!! So I did a little research, and it turns out that it wasn't the only one--apparently, there have been books written for Passions and One Life to Live, too:




Shocking. Truly. My mind? It is blown.

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