I am told that Marilyn Manson is to play Lewis Carroll in an upcoming film. Let's examine this casting choice, shall we?

Marilyn Manson:



Lewis Carroll:



Hmm. Not exactly a perfect fit- Mr. Carroll doesn't look like the kind of guy who was heavily into assless pants. I wonder, what role could a grown man who has compensated for his total lack of musical talent by going to ridiculous lengths to make himself unattractive play in a movie based on the imagination of Lewis Carroll...? Oh, wait. I have it:

Labels: Hollywood, Lewis Carrol, Movie